- [Q&A on stage at a Stargate Convention in Chicago]
- Random Person: If you could go back in time and visit one event, change one thing or meet one person who would it be?
- David Hewlet: I would want to see the birth of Joe Flanigan.
- *audience laughs*
- David Hewlet: I would take him on as my own and raise him as my feral child.
- *audience laughs harder*
- (later)
- David Hewlet: You know we always make fun of Joe Flanigan and that ridiculous hair he has. We make him seem like this demonic figure but in reality it's really the opposite that's true. But I try to ruin his career anyway.
- *laughs*
- (even later)
- Girl: Have you ever waited in line for someone like we did for you?
- David Hewlet: I'm, well....
- Girl: ....and who was it?
- David Hewlet: Well, yes. It was....
- Joe Flanigan (from backstage): It was Joe Flanigan.
- *audience laughs so damn hard*
- (Joe comes out on stage)
- *crowd goes nuts*
- [At a Stargate Convention in Chicago getting autographs]
- Me: I just wanted to say that your character on Stargate is my personal favorite. I'm not even kidding.
- David Hewlet: Thank you, he's mine too.
- *laughs*
