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That might be true….if she had an official tumblr page.

No living man would try to cook with those ingredients and expect results. It is more likely that whoever purchased these items was actually from a different planet and despite how many nipples they appeared to have they were without a doubt fake and part of their disguise.

quasi-Helga-pumpkins?

You no get clustersuck?

Clearly you think I am some kind of male german prostitute who has affordable prices. 2 oranges and a banana for $699.99 plus 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000% tax.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA

Note they leevin ded….ho-eva, I doe ficken they sixy ded.

May your children have many smelly poop attacks.

Well the source of all cows was in this one meadow on the other side of the world where this one guy saw a wild cow and looked at his utters and using amazing dirty mind decided to grab at them….then his wife came along and he had to explain to her what he was doing. Unfortunately, because he failed to justify his actions the source of all butter is also the source of all divorce.

This answer is too long and too hard. This is it.