Q:Yo Flex, I'm real happy for you, and i'ma let you finish, but Beyonce has the best Tumbler blog of all time. Of all time! Can I have mah chicken?
That might be true….if she had an official tumblr page.
Q:If a man travels 3.7 miles to the farmer's market, purchases 11.4 bushels of wheat, 2.5 pounds of chicken, and 3.14159 tomatoes, how many nipples does he have?
No living man would try to cook with those ingredients and expect results. It is more likely that whoever purchased these items was actually from a different planet and despite how many nipples they appeared to have they were without a doubt fake and part of their disguise.
You no get clustersuck?
Q:Wacken ist die shisse?
Clearly you think I am some kind of male german prostitute who has affordable prices. 2 oranges and a banana for $699.99 plus 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000% tax.
Q:Who's your crack dealer, and what are his prices. Bitch?
Q:Do Yu Ficken Morte Senor , si?
Note they leevin ded….ho-eva, I doe ficken they sixy ded.
Q:Ich nehme helfen brauchen. Kann man helfe mir?
May your children have many smelly poop attacks.
Q:Where can I find the source of all butter?
Well the source of all cows was in this one meadow on the other side of the world where this one guy saw a wild cow and looked at his utters and using amazing dirty mind decided to grab at them….then his wife came along and he had to explain to her what he was doing. Unfortunately, because he failed to justify his actions the source of all butter is also the source of all divorce.
Q:This question is too long and too hard, What is it?
This answer is too long and too hard. This is it.
Oh great 80s epic icons, I summon you. Bruce Wayne, Bruce Willis and Bruce Springsteen, Shawn shall make you proud. Episode 2 of the new season of Psych, get ready cuz I’m coming….