Q:Yo Flex, I'm real happy for you, and i'ma let you finish, but Beyonce has the best Tumbler blog of all time. Of all time! Can I have mah chicken?
That might be true….if she had an official tumblr page.
Q:If a man travels 3.7 miles to the farmer's market, purchases 11.4 bushels of wheat, 2.5 pounds of chicken, and 3.14159 tomatoes, how many nipples does he have?
No living man would try to cook with those ingredients and expect results. It is more likely that whoever purchased these items was actually from a different planet and despite how many nipples they appeared to have they were without a doubt fake and part of their disguise.
You no get clustersuck?
Q:Wacken ist die shisse?
Clearly you think I am some kind of male german prostitute who has affordable prices. 2 oranges and a banana for $699.99 plus 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000% tax.
Q:Who's your crack dealer, and what are his prices. Bitch?
Q:Do Yu Ficken Morte Senor , si?
Note they leevin ded….ho-eva, I doe ficken they sixy ded.
Q:Ich nehme helfen brauchen. Kann man helfe mir?
May your children have many smelly poop attacks.
Q:Where can I find the source of all butter?
Well the source of all cows was in this one meadow on the other side of the world where this one guy saw a wild cow and looked at his utters and using amazing dirty mind decided to grab at them….then his wife came along and he had to explain to her what he was doing. Unfortunately, because he failed to justify his actions the source of all butter is also the source of all divorce.
Q:This question is too long and too hard, What is it?
This answer is too long and too hard. This is it.
Q:OMGOMGOMGOMGOOOOOOOOOOOMG YOU'RE THAT GUY!
No I’m not….unless you have 5 bucks then I certainly am that guy. xD
Q:Why do you call yourself Flex McCool? Is this like an RP?
Flex McCool isn’t my real name but I use it for 2 reasons:
1) It’s my nickname in real life.
2) It gives me a sense of identity without giving away my legal name )(which is always a bad idea) but since I go by that name in real life anyway I’m really not pretending to be somebody else.
As for how I got the nickname….well, I’m freakishly flexible so thus I was given the name “Flex”. The McCool just got stuck in there at some point and I don’t even know how that happened exactly except that it had to do with Facebook.
Q:Any reason you chose the name Echofour Studios?
Yeah, kind of actually.
Buckle your seatbelt because this is going to be a long ride….
When I was in middle school I predicted that with the growing use of the internet, usernames would no longer be optional so I devised one. Back at that time I was a HUGE Star Wars fan so I decided to come up with a username based off Star Wars. It was my perception at the time that usernames were always a word with a number after it. I picked the number “4” then I pointed at a random word on a random page in one of the books in my Star Wars collection. The word was “Echo” as in “Echo Base” from the Battle of Hoth. So I called myself “Echo4”. Eventually “Echo4” evolved into “Echofour”. Also, I realized that it did have an actual Star Wars meaning even though I didn’t know it. I stumbled upon this very, very, very short article that sort of explained it.——> link